An inventory of my loot
Or, looting my inventory. Absurd Pirate is running this month's Bear blog carnival, on What's in my inventory? which is such a fun prompt and has had so many great entries.
Most likely you'd find my loot hanging out at the bottom of a cliff or tree. Something I fell off in a very Dumb Ways to Die style.
Friends, I hope you like sanitary towels because I'm dropping a lot of sanitary towels.
At minimum you will find...
- wallet made of banana leaf with a drawing by my niece in it
- house keys on a Yoda keychain
- battered Fairphone 3
- £8 plastic Casio watch
- my wife's old headphones after mine were stolen at work
If I had my rucksack on...
- rucksack from Decathlon that makes me look like a mountaineer. I am not
- pencil case with pens, ruler, mask, small notebook, blank index cards, Kindle, some loyalty cards, USB stick, random receipts, tissues, sanitary towels, paracetamol, mints
- more pens, another notebook
- car keys to a sixteen-year-old banger with dodgy electrics
- tissues, handwipes, anti bac gel, hand cream, another mask, a dozen sanitary towels, enough paracetamol to take down a horse
- set of cutlery and straw, water bottle, shopping bag
- sometimes a coffee cup which is actually filled with Pepsi Max
- packet of Mini Cheddars crushed to a fine dust
- sunglasses, reading glasses
- pac-a-mac (all seasons), gloves in winter, sun cream in summer
- a small first aid kit, a separate CPR mask, couple of emergency foil blankets, a bigger emergency blanket
- torch, clip-on lights
- hair bobbles, a hair grip
- battery bank, charging cables, spare pair of cheap wired headphones
- sticks, stones, twigs, conkers, pine cones
- loose change, a single AA battery, Nandos napkins, more sanitary towels
Enjoy your bounty.