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Houseplant tour

I've been procrastinating one of my autumn jobs which is doing a houseplant audit. I thought also making it a blog post might help motivate me.

There's no app or anything. I just have my own notes. An accurate list of who's alive and who's died. I also like to take progress pictures. I'm bad at remembering to note when I potted on or propagated. Ideally I'd log in spring and autumn but I think I didn't even do last autumn so there's some catching up to do.

Four houseplants on a sideboard I like this little area.

In the end, it wasn't that difficult. At the weekend I went round and took photos. Not necessarily in situ because of lighting or crowding. A tip, if I'm qualified to suggest such a thing, is to also do a top-down view. Last night I went through my list and updated the entries and added new photos. Archived any that no longer exist - two didn't make it through the winter. Then added the new propagations. My version control and naming convention is a bit out of hand so I've got some called Pothos 3.2 etc.

Three houseplants on a side table and fire This is a summer-only situation

None of these are rare or impressive plants. That's not my aim. I want plentiful greenery, cheaply and easily. There's not much variety because the majority of them are propagations. So there's lots of pothos, jade, monstera, and money plants.

Several small houseplants on a table A little nursery going on here

In the winter they will migrate more towards the windows. There's also a jungle gauntlet at the top of the stairs I really need to sort out. You kind of have to walk through a monstera. I'll take a photo when I've fixed that and tidied the landing.

Thirty-nine total, plus several aloe vera babies and seven jade babies that don't have their own logs yet. Several have left this year to friends and family, and to a charity sale. If you come to my house and mention the plants I will try to give you some.